A Letter to Vacation Palm Springs, Re: Upscale Luxury Tuscany

29th Jan, 2014

- Dear Vacation Palm Springs, Hi guys! I wanted to send you a letter just between us, you…

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Alaska Airlines, Your Legroom is Wasted on Me

29th Nov, 2012

- Dear Alaska Airlines, Hi! It’s me, Geraldine. You might remember me from such notable trips as AA…

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An Open Letter to the Kid on My Last Flight

28th Nov, 2011

To the little blond kid on Alaska Air Flight #232, It seems we’ve gotten off on the wrong…

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Et tu, Alaska Airlines?

27th Mar, 2011

Okay, fine. I’m being a little melodramatic. But still. When it rains poop … um … make poop-ade?…

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An open letter to the Seattle Center

12th Aug, 2010

Dear Seattle Center; Okay, I admit it: I’m officially worried about you. This post was going to be…

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Dick Move, then forgiveness, at the Space Needle.

30th Jun, 2010

My friend Desiree came in to town from Florida a few weeks ago, and among the many activities…

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A Dick Move Follow Up: Stew Leonard’s

15th Jun, 2010

A few of you might remember my experience at Stew Leonard’s a while back: one of the employees…

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