A Letter to Vacation Palm Springs, Re:...

29th Jan, 2014

– Dear Vacation Palm Springs, Hi guys! I wanted to send you a letter just between us, you know? But since you aren’t answering any of our emails, and it’s…

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Alaska Airlines, Your Legroom is Wasted...

29th Nov, 2012

– Dear Alaska Airlines, Hi! It’s me, Geraldine. You might remember me from such notable trips as AA Flight #476, Seattle to L.A. (the one that was so bumpy, NO…

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An Open Letter to the Kid on My Last...

28th Nov, 2011

To the little blond kid on Alaska Air Flight #232, It seems we’ve gotten off on the wrong foot. I see this as largely your fault, of course. When you…

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WTF Wednesday: A open letter to England,...

10th Aug, 2011

Last night I penned this: –

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Et tu, Alaska Airlines?

27th Mar, 2011

Okay, fine. I’m being a little melodramatic. But still. When it rains poop … um … make poop-ade? I suck at maxims, too, it seems. The point is, things are…

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An open letter to the Seattle Center

12th Aug, 2010

Dear Seattle Center; Okay, I admit it: I’m officially worried about you. This post was going to be another Dick Move!, but when I started to consider things a little…

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Dick Move, then forgiveness, at the...

30th Jun, 2010

My friend Desiree came in to town from Florida a few weeks ago, and among the many activities we packed into the few short days she was here, we planned…

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A Dick Move Follow Up: Stew...

15th Jun, 2010

A few of you might remember my experience at Stew Leonard’s a while back: one of the employees freaked out when I tried to take a photo of the inside…

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