Category: Rants and Raves

Every Relationship In Love, Actually, Listed In Order of How Dysfunctional They Are.

Posted on
Dec 21, 2018
 

It’s December, which means that you’ve probably read all of the daring thinkpieces about how Love, Actually is the greatest holiday movie, ever, despite its many, many flaws, or the other, more daring thinkpieces about how Love, Actually, is the worst holiday movie, ever, because of the aforementioned flaws. And I shouldn’t be adding gasoline…

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Rule #2 of Vaginas: Don’t Glue Them Shut

Posted on
Feb 22, 2017
 

By now, you may have heard about a dear-god-I-wish-it-was-fake story that’s been floating around the internet, about a vaginal glue designed to keep labia sealed together during menstruation. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Wait, there’s glue made especially for vaginas? I’ve jut been using whatever I had lying around the house! Just kidding, what you…

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  • This was fun. #livewireradio #npr
  • Valentine's Day, #1 and #18. #betterlatethannever #thenandnow
  • He's definitively going to divorce me.
  • It's pretty and all, but I literally could not find the sidewalk today. #seattlesnow #seattlesnowpocalypse #seattle
  • When you try to shovel the walkway, realize you don't have a snow shovel (so you grab a bucket), but it doesn't matter anyway because it. Starts. Snowing. Again. #seattle #seattlesnow
  • Yeah, I know, Fitbit. It wasn't a great week for sleep.
  • This entire shop smelled ... intense. Also, someone did not appreciate my cheese related puns.

#amsterdam #cheeseshop #cheese #travel #wanderlust
  • I think I may actually prefer this city at night. The wind certainly dies down after dark.

#travel #wanderlust #amsterdam #amsterdam_canals
  • Pizza on the canal in definitely not Italy.

#amsterdam #amsterdam_canals #wanderlust #travel #travelphotography
  • I may have gone overboard. But how often do you find a brand of sprinkles with *literally* your name on it?

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