Category: Rants and Raves

Rule #2 of Vaginas: Don’t Glue Them Shut

Posted on
Feb 22, 2017
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By now, you may have heard about a dear-god-I-wish-it-was-fake story that’s been floating around the internet, about a vaginal glue designed to keep labia sealed together during menstruation. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Wait, there’s glue made especially for vaginas? I’ve jut been using whatever I had lying around the house! Just kidding, what you…

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Dante’s 10th Circle of Hell Is Yoga Sculpt

Posted on
Jan 12, 2016
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I don’t like horror movies. I think it’s because I don’t find violence or death to be that entertaining. I’m not trying to be holier-than-thou – I just really, really dislike being scared. It’s probably because I’m scared all the time, anyway (it’s a byproduct of my anxiety. Basically, any time I’m alone and anything…

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  • Church floor tiles. Bergamo, Italy.
  • My beloved surprised me with a trip to Bar Luce, a cafe designed by Wes Anderson in a far corner of Milan. I am still reeling from the perfection of the place, from the pinball machines that only accept lira to the chocolate buttons on a perfect piece of cake, bearing the cafe's name. #Milan #barluce #wesanderson
  • Why let Venice have all the fun? Milan's canals aren't quite as impressive or as famous, but on a sunny afternoon, they are a great place for a stroll.
  • I didn't even use a filter. This is just the color of the sky in #Milan.
  • And now we are in Milan, where the Duomo might actually be prettier at night.
  • Drank absinthe in a bar inspired by Hemingway and forgot about the rain for a while.
  • Everything here looks like it's part of the set of a Wes Anderson movie.
  • It is beautiful and freezing  here.
  • When everyone finds out the story of your engagement and insists in watching the video over the dinner.
  • It's freezing outside, so we keep popping into cafes. Thankfully, Prague is delivering on the cake front.

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