Embers Restaurant, and the Most...

20th Feb, 2015

Later, when we talked about that dinner, we spoke with reverence of many things. The sky. The lanterns. The food.   But none of these could hold a candle to the bathroom. We…

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Positano: Land of a Thousand F*cking...

24th Jun, 2014

At some point, all of the cities on the Amalfi coast started to blur, so I hope you’ll forgive me if I resort to describing all of them as “lovely”…

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The Last Three Weeks

11th Jun, 2014

I have so much to tell you. I don’t know where to begin. I’m finally home (for more than just a few hours!) for the first time in three weeks.…

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Pitch Me, Baby, One More Time: I Reply...

19th Mar, 2014

I am at it again. Spending way too much time replying to spammy requests for guests posts or ads. Apparently I haven’t made it clear enough here or here.  …

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Pitch, Please: I Respond to More Emails...

24th Feb, 2014

After the delightful success of my email conversations with Ted (spoiler: we’re now totally besties, and talking about gelato), and all the fun I had last time I replied to…

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A Letter to Vacation Palm Springs, Re:...

29th Jan, 2014

– Dear Vacation Palm Springs, Hi guys! I wanted to send you a letter just between us, you know? But since you aren’t answering any of our emails, and it’s…

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I go to Dublin, and am Convinced I Sit...

4th Apr, 2013

– I had hoped that I would be able to get my post about our visit to the townships of Cape Town up before we left for Australia, but that…

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WTF Weds: The Urban Outfitters Holiday...

12th Dec, 2012

  – Apparently a lot of folks are currently outraged at Urban Outfitters for their most recent catalog, which is full of expletive-filled products. The hub-bub seems a bit unfounded.…

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Alaska Airlines, Your Legroom is Wasted...

29th Nov, 2012

– Dear Alaska Airlines, Hi! It’s me, Geraldine. You might remember me from such notable trips as AA Flight #476, Seattle to L.A. (the one that was so bumpy, NO…

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