Category: Rants and Raves

Every Relationship In Love, Actually, Listed In Order of How Dysfunctional They Are.

Posted on
Dec 21, 2018
 

It’s December, which means that you’ve probably read all of the daring thinkpieces about how Love, Actually is the greatest holiday movie, ever, despite its many, many flaws, or the other, more daring thinkpieces about how Love, Actually, is the worst holiday movie, ever, because of the aforementioned flaws. And I shouldn’t be adding gasoline…

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Rule #2 of Vaginas: Don’t Glue Them Shut

Posted on
Feb 22, 2017
 

By now, you may have heard about a dear-god-I-wish-it-was-fake story that’s been floating around the internet, about a vaginal glue designed to keep labia sealed together during menstruation. Now, I know what you’re thinking: Wait, there’s glue made especially for vaginas? I’ve jut been using whatever I had lying around the house! Just kidding, what you…

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  • Try to be as happy today as baby husband is eating turkey.
  • Mine, too, @rboo. Mine, too.
  • I made a French chocolate tart with raspberries for DnD night. Because we are fancy about our nerdery.
  • Happy New Year from our couch.
  • His endless tufts of hair and little old man face are killing me. #newnephewpotatobug
  • Was trying to show @ryanditchphoto a feature on my phone and ended up taking a swoon worthy pic of this guy in the process. Damn it, Fishkin, quit distracting me.
  • Keep rivaling the sun, my love.
  • I am absolutely certain that these neon lights were flirting with me and sadly, I had no reply.
  • My mom's house burned down earlier this year (that is its own very long story) so she's been getting her mail at our place. This Christmas I wrapped up all her bills and gave them to her as a present. She did not appreciate the gesture. 😅😂😭
  • A little too excited about the fade on my #undercut right now. 💇‍♀️

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