Drunk in Times Square: A play in four acts, and four photos

Posted on
Apr 22, 2010

Act I: Times Square!

Act II: I think our hotel is this way!

This photo is as blurry as my recollection of these events.

This photo is as blurry as my recollection of these events.

Act III: No, wait! I mean this way!

Act IV: You aren’t taking photos of this, are you?

FIN.

Leave a Comment

  • Intriguing. I wonder who will play the role of Rand in the movie version…..

  • Colin Farrell. But then in rewrites, they’ll make Rand a woman and he’ll probably be played by whatsherface who was in Transformers.

  • Uggh.. I hate what’s her face from Transformers. They make her look like an adult-content actress. When did that become cool? Those new Transformer movies suck compared to the badass one with Orson Welles.

More from The Blog

On Instagram @theeverywhereist

  • This again. Heading home after a long weekend in Vermont, celebrating Rand's cousin Kyra and her brand spanking new husband, Andrew. #thisagain #randaldineselfie #selfiesonaplane
  • It's hard for me to even begin to describe Rand's Uncle Doig. During the war, Rand's grandmother Ruth and her father were trying to flee Europe. They got stuck in England, where her Jewish-Austrian father was mistaken for a German, and thus an enemy combatant. He was sent to a POW camp and Ruth was adopted by an English family - Doig's family. (She and her father would be reunited after the war.) Now in his 90s, Doig remains a keeper of family lore, a hopeless romantic, and a wonderful flirt.
  • "Jeff Goldblum? I haven't heard that name in years."
  • Video games are riveting. And confusing.
  • Green tea latte and 70 degrees at 7am. We're reached peak southern California, friends.
  • So awkward that the two loves of my life would meet like this. #jeffgoldblum
  • These are a few of my favorite things.
  • The torrential rains gave way to ... slightly less rain? Alas.
  • I don't even know how to describe how lovely this place is. #edinburghcastle #edinburgh #scotland
  • Aaaand then the sun came out and everything was beautiful. #scotland #edinburgh

All Over The Place

Buy my book and I promise I'll never ask you for anything again.

BE AWESOME. BUY IT.