Drunk in Times Square: A play in four acts, and four photos

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Apr 22, 2010

Act I: Times Square!

Act II: I think our hotel is this way!

This photo is as blurry as my recollection of these events.

This photo is as blurry as my recollection of these events.

Act III: No, wait! I mean this way!

Act IV: You aren’t taking photos of this, are you?

FIN.

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  • Intriguing. I wonder who will play the role of Rand in the movie version…..

  • Colin Farrell. But then in rewrites, they’ll make Rand a woman and he’ll probably be played by whatsherface who was in Transformers.

  • Uggh.. I hate what’s her face from Transformers. They make her look like an adult-content actress. When did that become cool? Those new Transformer movies suck compared to the badass one with Orson Welles.

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