My Book is Available for Pre-Order

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Nov 21, 2016
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I wrote a book. It’s nearly 300 pages long, so every English teacher I ever had can seriously go suck it because I HAVE MET ALL THE MINIMUM WORD COUNT REQUIREMENTS.

(Just kidding, English teachers. You made me who I am.)

And it’s now available for pre-order on Amazon, BarnesandNoble.com, and Indiebound. Real, reputable websites are carrying my book, y’all.

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It’s called All Over the Place: Adventures in True Love, Travel, and Petty Theft. Personally, I think I could have done a lot more revenge thieving during my travels if my true love hadn’t intervened, but I suppose that’s another story.

I dedicated my book to Jeff Goldblum and there’s an entire chapter about poop.

It won’t be released until May, but you could still buy it as a Christmas or Hanukkah gift and have it arrive really late. The recipient will probably be a little annoyed this holiday season but come spring they are going to love your forward-thinking ass.

Anyway, I made a book, and I’ve been thinking about making another one. How are you?

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  • Congratulations! I’ve read a couple of David Sedaris’s books and the ONLY story I can recall off-hand is one about poop, so I take this as a good omen for yours. (I also see you’ve published another post about staying creative during dark times — I’m saving that one for my coffee tomorrow. It is MUCH needed, so thank you in advance!)

  • Jenn P.

    I’m too excited for this. The great debate is hard copy so I could eventually stalk you for an autograph or the instant gratification of Kindle delivery on the day of release. Decisions, decisions….

  • Stephanie Thomas

    I CAN NOT WAIT.

  • Ellie

    This makes me so happy!!! Am buying it as a Christmas gift for myself.

  • Can’t wait to read it 🙂

  • kamalpreet kb

    Can. Not. Wait. To read it and more importantly buy and give it as a present.

    I’m pretty perfect but somedays, you know…. anyway I am loving the Christmas feeling thanks to Coca Cola, decorations, fairy lights and the prospect of over eating to distract myself from 2016. How’s life with you?

  • Andi Plummer

    Yayyy!!! Sharing the link to everyone and pre-ordering one for myself! This is the best thing I could have read on a dreary Monday afternoon.

  • Nick Covanes

    Congratulations! I have always wanted to write a book. I suppose I have written many books (tomes, volumes, exhaustive and exhausting works), worth of content over the past several years and so it is encouraging to see someone who has made it a reality. Good for you! I will have to check it out.

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