My Book is Available for Pre-Order

Posted on
Nov 21, 2016
 
Posted in: Book, Site News

I wrote a book. It’s nearly 300 pages long, so every English teacher I ever had can seriously go suck it because I HAVE MET ALL THE MINIMUM WORD COUNT REQUIREMENTS.

(Just kidding, English teachers. You made me who I am.)

And it’s now available for pre-order on Amazon, BarnesandNoble.com, and Indiebound. Real, reputable websites are carrying my book, y’all.

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It’s called All Over the Place: Adventures in True Love, Travel, and Petty Theft. Personally, I think I could have done a lot more revenge thieving during my travels if my true love hadn’t intervened, but I suppose that’s another story.

I dedicated my book to Jeff Goldblum and there’s an entire chapter about poop.

It won’t be released until May, but you could still buy it as a Christmas or Hanukkah gift and have it arrive really late. The recipient will probably be a little annoyed this holiday season but come spring they are going to love your forward-thinking ass.

Anyway, I made a book, and I’ve been thinking about making another one. How are you?

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Buy my book and I promise I'll never ask you for anything again.

BE AWESOME. BUY IT.