An Open Letter to My Lady Bits

6th Oct, 2015

A word of warning to my dear, loyal readers who keep coming back here (presumably because of some sort of court-ordered mandate that I don’t really understand): this entire post…

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In the Lobby of The Royal Shakespeare...

29th Sep, 2015

We later reasoned that the costumes were probably there for kids, and not for us. The display in the lobby of the Royal Shakespeare Theater didn’t explicitly say this, but…

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An Attempt at Trying to See Myself The...

23rd Sep, 2015

I was talking to a friend a while back – she’s someone who has always struck me as effortlessly level-headed and competent. A woman who has, in the common parlance…

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