A Letter To My Friend Who Won’t...

30th Jun, 2015

  Dear Games of Thrones Obsessed Friend, You know I love you, right? And that I always have? Well, maybe not always. To be honest, when we first met, I…

Read More

Well Played, Raisinets. Well Played.

24th Jun, 2015

A few weeks ago, I wrote a post addressed to Nestlé about Raisinets. I never directly contacted the company about their crimes against candy. I simply blogged about it, screaming…

Read More

Dear Nestlé: We Have to Talk About...

7th Jun, 2015

Dear Nestlé Corporation, I am writing to you on behalf of my husband, Rand, even though he has disavowed any knowledge of this letter, and refuses to be held accountable for…

Read More

Alaska Airlines, Your Legroom is Wasted...

29th Nov, 2012

– Dear Alaska Airlines, Hi! It’s me, Geraldine. You might remember me from such notable trips as AA Flight #476, Seattle to L.A. (the one that was so bumpy, NO…

Read More

Once Again, I Respond to Emails That I...

19th Nov, 2012

– I get email. Lots of it. Sometimes, it’s not even meant for me. (A phenomenon that I can’t quite fathom. When people don’t have someone’s email address, do they…

Read More

An Open Letter to the Kid on My Last...

28th Nov, 2011

To the little blond kid on Alaska Air Flight #232, It seems we’ve gotten off on the wrong foot. I see this as largely your fault, of course. When you…

Read More

Happy Birthday, Edward

21st Sep, 2011

A message to my bro, on his (AGE REDACTED) birthday; Remember how mom used to make us celebrate our birthdays together on the 14th? – And how we totally hated…

Read More

WTF Wednesday: A open letter to England,...

10th Aug, 2011

Last night I penned this: –

Read More