The 5 Worst Movies I’ve Ever Seen on Airplanes (in haiku form)
posted September 1st, 2009 by Everywhereist
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Successful woman
inherits brats, loses job …
and is now happy?
Bad career move, Kate
Stupid is as stupid does
now applies to you.
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A huge green monster
really trashing my town
is better than this.
Matthew Broderick
is some sort of scientist
Then I fell asleep.
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Such wooden acting.
Why the eff are there Converse?
This makes no sense.
Kiki Dunst can’t act.
King Schwartzman can’t get it up.
Neat costumes, at least.
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Idiot man-child
sabatoges his love life
for a baseball team.
Cute Drew Barrymore
plays a high-powered exec?
That is comical.
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Shia and Megan
are out-acted by robots.
Nice chemistry, kids.
Childhood memory
prostituted like a whore.
Less than meets the eye.
September 1st, 2009 at 11:23 am
All of these movies are also bad on land. I can only imagine they made air travel feel longer than it is.
The Godzilla nerd in me will even forgive you for using the nigh-sacred Shibuya Godzilla statue to illustrate the travesty of the American Godzilla re-make.
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September 3rd, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Phhhaaw! There are too many to even compare but I once watched American Beauty on the way to DC with an old creepy guy next to me. I was super embarrassed because he kept looking at what I was watching. And another time on a flight from Amsterdam to Cape Town Rudy and I watched like 5 movies (11 hr flight!) including 40 Year old virgin, twice.
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