The 5 Worst Movies I’ve Ever Seen on Airplanes (in haiku form)
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Successful woman
inherits brats, loses job …
and is now happy?
Bad career move, Kate
Stupid is as stupid does
now applies to you.
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A huge green monster
really trashing my town
is better than this.
Matthew Broderick
is some sort of scientist
Then I fell asleep.
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Such wooden acting.
Why the eff are there Converse?
This makes no sense.
Kiki Dunst can’t act.
King Schwartzman can’t get it up.
Neat costumes, at least.
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Idiot man-child
sabatoges his love life
for a baseball team.
Cute Drew Barrymore
plays a high-powered exec?
That is comical.
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Shia and Megan
are out-acted by robots.
Nice chemistry, kids.
Childhood memory
prostituted like a whore.
Less than meets the eye.
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