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Every time that Rand and I stay in an old hotel, we have a similar exchange:

Me: This place is nice. Too bad it’s haunted.

Rand: Baby, this place isn’t haunted.

Me: You’d like for me to think that, wouldn’t you?

Rand: Yes. Yes, I would. I would very much like for you to believe that this place isn’t haunted, because it isn’t.

Me: Whose side are you on, anyway?

Rand: Um … logic’s?

Me: SO NOT MY SIDE, THEN.

Or something like that. The point is, I’m rather steadily convinced that every time we stay at an old, remodeled hotel, we’re going to be haunted right out of there, and Rand’s convinced we aren’t.

We’re like a couple at the beginning of a horror movie. Or, at least, I assume we’re like a couple in a horror movie. I actually can’t bring myself to watch any, so I wouldn’t know. But my understanding is that they all begin sort of peacefully and idyllically. There’s a couple, and one of them is a pure skeptic, and the other is more concerned about ghosts and the supernatural (because she is clearly the more intelligent of the two).

They enter an old, creepy house/hotel/ski lodge and … well, it usually goes downhill from there. But there are a few blissful minutes where everything is wonderful, and the couple is running around their spooky old lodgings and having the time of their lives, before walls start bleeding and someone’s head starts spinning around on their neck.

So when I say that the Peerless Hotel in Ashland, Oregon, is like something out of a horror movie, I’m referring to those first few wonderful minutes. Because the Peerless is lovely and idyllic and old and we had a wonderful time there. Even if it was kind of creepy, and even though we might have had four or five fights about whether or not it was haunted.

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The history of the hotel is fairly innocuous. Back in the early 1900s, the railroad brought a lot of business through Ashland. The Peerless Boarding House was built so that workers on the Southern Pacific line would have an economical place to stay while they were in town. There were 14 rooms, and one shared bathroom (we will discuss the sheer terror of this momentarily). A few years later, the railroad line was rerouted to go through Klamath Falls instead, and the number of workers (and need for lodgings) in Ashland decreased dramatically. Over the better part of the next century, the Peerless felt into neglect and disrepair. When it was purchased by its current owner in the 90s, it had a few interior walls standing, and that was pretty much it.

The current owners re-configured and remodeled the 14 original rooms to include four guest rooms and two suites – the Peerless Hotel. Oh, and all the rooms now have their own bathroom. That’s a pretty nice upgrade from having to share with 13 other grizzled railroad workers. Dear god. Just imagine the cleanliness of that toilet. It could not have been good.

But here’s the thing I’ve found with old buildings: no matter how much you remodel them, they still hang on to a creepy aura. The lobby and the hallways of the Peerless were lovely and decorated in a Victorian-style fashion. But there was no way in hell I was going to get caught in either of them alone. And certainly not with a Ouija board.

The lovely lobby, complete with creepy rocking horse.

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I told Rand that if we rounded a corner and saw twin little girls, a la The Shining, we were going home immediately.

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Since it was our anniversary, and my husband is a wreckless and impulsive romantic, he booked us one of the suites. It was huge. Apparently three of the original rooms from the boarding house had been combined to create it. The crazy thing was that we could still see the footprints of the original rooms, including the boarded-up doorways.

Guess what? Boarded up doorways are kind of creepy. Especially when you are staring at one from your bed.

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Or from the toilet.

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I kept expecting one of the not-doors to slowly start creaking open in the middle of the night and I’m-not-even-going-to-imagine-what was going to step through the threshold and devour us whole.

Ahem. Sorry.

Our suite had a bedroom …

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That’s me, obviously. I’m glad when I later looked at this photo I didn’t see the specter of some old guest of the hotel in the reflection, too.

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A sitting room …

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And a bathroom which rivaled my first apartment in size. It even had two – TWO – bathtubs.

Despite my declaration of “OH HELL YES WE ARE USING THESE,” we did not.

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Now, some of you may be looking at these photos and thinking, “Holy shit-crackers, that’s a lot of flowers.” And to those folks, I will say the following:

1.) Watch your mouth, buddy.

2.) You have no idea. I mean, you really have no idea.

Our suite was covered in flowers. They were absolutely everywhere. It was like Mother’s Day had exploded inside of there. I found three different types of floral wallpaper in our room (two types in the bedroom alone).

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After a while, I started seeing flowers everywhere. On my clothes, on the surface of my skin. In my food.

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And let’s not forget the floral runner along the ceiling …

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And some floral curtains, too.

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At some point, it was clear the flowers were taking over:

The had encroached onto the ceiling. Our souls would be next.

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I found this more than a little alarming. Isn’t there an inevitable scene in most horror movies where the house starts taking over and wrapping itself around people? I’m guessing here – like I said, I only have a limited bit of knowledge on this subject, derived from the few scenes I watched, terrified, through my fingers at slumber parties. But I’m fairly sure I recall a part in Poltergeist II (I think that was the movie) where the kid’s braces start growing like mad and extending towards the electrical socket so that he’ll get electrocuted.

Okay, fine. I guess that’s more a case of dental appliances taking over, but still. You see my point. Flowers are terrifying.

And though I was expecting it each and every night, we never encountered any ghosts. The building never tried to kill us. We woke up each morning happy and refreshed, and treated to an amazing breakfast that was included with our bill.

Yup. Every. Single. Morning.

Rand and I had eaten at the Peerless Restaurant before on previous trips down to Southern Oregon and really enjoyed it. I asked him if he thought that the breakfast included with our room would be on par with the dinners we’d had there. He said that he didn’t know how they could possibly be.

And he later admitted that he was wrong.

Lemon poppy seed muffins and a pot of tea.

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Every morning, we had an entree, juice, fruit, and some sort of baked good (guess what my favorite part was? DAMN STRAIGHT IT WAS THE BAKED GOODS). Peach french toast. Poached eggs over sauteed spinach. Lemon poppy seed waffles. Raspberry scones. Banana bread. Scrambled eggs with herbs and asparagus. I had post-surgery steroids coursing through me at the time, and I still found the portions to be generous.

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Honestly, the place could have been haunted and I wouldn’t have even minded that much, provided they kept bringing me those damn muffins.

After we got home, we received a call from one of the folks running the hotel, explaining that we had forgotten a small notebook in our room. They promptly mailed it back to us. The staff was, in every estimation, unbelievably friendly.

Our stay was idyllic. No ghosts. No creepy voices. No shadowy specters lurking in the corners. It was like something out of a horror movie. Or at least, the first ten minutes of a horror movie – when everything is happy and perfect. And a little bit spooky.

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Comments (16)

  1. 14. Aug, 2012 / Moushumi:

    Loved this post! It brought back memories of the countless hotels I stayed in during business trips; each time I would be worried that my room was haunted. A few times when the feeling was really strong, I ended up asking reception or room service if my room was haunted only to be rewarded with the “oh no, not another weirdo” look! :))
    Finally I got over my fear when we moved to a sprawling house with a large garden in Jakarta. I was sure it was haunted and used to be a bit scared when my hubby used to go off on his trips. And then one day I came back from a holiday in Bali to find our domestic help crying that she heard footsteps each night while we were away. She was so scared, she wanted to just hand over the keys and leave. I didn’t want her to leave so to prove there weren’t any ghosts, I sat up the entire night, all alone in the garden (the husband was still away on a trip). During the course of this watch, I even had a one sided chat with the imaginary ghost who was supposedly haunting our place asking it if it realised just how difficult it is to find a good maid!
    Needless to say, nothing happened. Except for the fact that I got over my fear of haunted spaces. And now I even watch horror movies all alone on Saturday nights to relax :-)

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  2. 14. Aug, 2012 / Colleen Kelly Mellor:

    BTW, if you used the twin side-by-side bathtubs, you could have mimicked the Cialis ads on TV (we can nver figure out why they randomly turn up on the beaches, in the mountains, all al fresco, of course.) Yes, I share your feelings about these old, kind of creepy (if romantic) places; they just hold too many memories of bygone things and people. Their energy still resides in the corridors and bedrooms. Hot Springs, Arkansas has a massive hotel that harks back to an earlier (and glorious era). We stayed there and I felt similar to your sentiments.

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  3. 14. Aug, 2012 / Sarah:

    I hate horror movies and will not watch them. That said, I have a ridiculous imagination and can’t help but picture horror-esque things, all the time. Like this one time my husband and I stayed off season in Golden, BC. We were one of two people in a massive hotel. I kept calling it the Bates Hotel, which apparently wasn’t correct because this hotel was fancy and new – but good God, there’s something creepy about being in a giant empty building. Every time we walked to the outdoor hot tubs I kept expecting some kind of horrible to jump out at me – oh yes, I was poised and ready to run screaming blindly through the hallways.

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  4. 14. Aug, 2012 / Ruth:

    Parents of twin little girls must feel enormous pressure not to stay in old hotels so as not to terrify the populace. “Sorry kids, it’s Motel 6 until you’re old enough to stop being so damn eldritch.”

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  5. 14. Aug, 2012 / Montecristo Travels:

    Rand: “logic” – A way of going wrong with confidence

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  6. 14. Aug, 2012 / Courtney:

    Love this post. Some things to add:
    1. Of course it was haunted. Don’t be a fool.
    2. You need to visit Livingston, Montana (en route to Yellowstone National Park). Stay at the Murray Hotel. It’s awesome (and possibly, just maybe— probably) haunted.

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  7. 14. Aug, 2012 / Doc Sheldon:

    Just to dip my oar in the water, G…. Rand is right (naturally). The Peerless isn’t haunted. I do agree, though… that’s WAY too many flowers!

    Just be glad they don’t offer suite rentals by the night at Safe Harbor. ;) Bleeding walls would be the least of your problems there.

    Hilarious post, as always. Glad you guys got the chance to enjoy a few days off with great food.

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  8. 14. Aug, 2012 / Philip:

    Have you opened the notebook? Is there any writing in it that neither of you recognize? OPEN THE NOTEBOOK! Or, wait, DON’T OPEN THE NOTEBOOK!

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  9. 14. Aug, 2012 / AmyLa:

    Logic? Puh-lease. Ghosts don’t have anything to do with logic!
    :D

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  10. 14. Aug, 2012 / cosmoHalliton:

    Awesomely creepy hallway! I love old hotels. Just think about all the corseted women and gun-slinging men that walked those same halls!

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  11. 14. Aug, 2012 / Just One Boomer (Suzanne):

    Damn, I see another commenter beat me to the Cialis commercial reference. Actually, I find the fact that the bathroom is arranged like a set for a cialis commercial to be much more troubling than the fact that the place might be haunted. Really, do they only put certain guests in the room with that bathroom?

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  12. 15. Aug, 2012 / Hihankara:

    Geelong out for a minute: my hubby The (architectural) Historian would like me to assure you that keeping the original markers of soles and windows is not so creepy ghosts and/or zombies of old railroad workers can interrupt your Cialis commercial. Rather, they are to help you interpret the original character of the building by helping to indicate where alterations have taken place.

    He has no comment on the flowers though.

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  13. 15. Aug, 2012 / carolina:

    Such a fan of this. my new goal in life is to get to meet you in person :D.

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  14. 15. Aug, 2012 / Sammi:

    erm… those flowers totally freak me out.
    i know there was already a reference to this on another post, but doesn’t it remind you of the b&b lorelai & rory stay in on the gimore girls, but y’know, sans the cats!? *shudder* i actually don’t think i could stay in a room with that many flowers.

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  15. 18. Aug, 2012 / A Montrealer Abroad:

    This reminds me of a Gilmore Girls episode where Lorelai starts freaking out about the flower wallpaper. “Mom, the flowers on the wallpaper are not growing or reproducing.”

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  16. 28. Sep, 2013 / RJ Lynch:

    Awesome writing!!! Very intriguing!!! I live in Ashland and might just spend a night at The Peerless Hotel. You should submit this to our local paper – Daily Tidings!

    If you want haunted – I have heard that The Ashland Springs Hotel, The Plunkett House and The Columbia Hotel all have had weird sightings

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