The inner workings of my soul and a dark and hostile place. My husband has been with me for nearly 10 years, and there are still times when I will say something so full of vitriol and spite that he will look at me, his eyes wide, and whisper, “Jesus Christ, Geraldine.”

My response to this is usually to giggle, because it is always a comfort to know you can still surprise your husband, even if that surprise stems from his shock at how evil you are.

Funny thing, though – I tend to surround myself with things that are the opposite of my temperament:

  • My friends are all sweethearts. They remember my birthday and don’t give me nicknames that start with the word “ass” (I cannot say the same of myself).
  • I like twee movies that involve little conflict.  I clap my hands when the two leads get together (so what if it’s predictable? I don’t know what city I’m in half the time – I NEED A LITTLE PREDICTABILITY.)
  • Dessert marks the end, and occasionally also the beginning, of every meal of my life. Am I angelic? No. Do I like angel food cake? Yes. Yes, I do.

I seek out precisely what I am not. Perhaps that’s why I’m so stupidly smitten with Zach Anner.

A while back, the Oprah Winfrey Network set up a competition for folks who wanted their own TV shows. Aspiring tv-stars pitched ideas, and people could vote for their favorites online.

Anner was one of the folks who pitched an idea – you can see his Oprah audition tape here. He has cerebral palsy (which he describes as “the sexiest of palsies”) and requires a wheelchair to get around. His idea for a travel show was based on this premise. Thanks to his incredibly likeable and funny demeanor, and a hoard of rabid fans (including a passionate group of redditors), Zach received a slew of votes. His show, Rollin’ With Zach, will premiere on December 12th.

Based on his previous work, we can pretty much rest assured that it’s going to be best thing ever.

In the travel world, I encounter a lot of folks who ascribe to the church of Anthony Bourdain. I myself was a regular member of his congregation, watching delighted as he made snarky comments and gallivanted around the world. But after a while, I grew weary of the show. I have enough sarcasm and snide remarks in my life, courtesy of my own brain. I don’t need Mr. Bourdain’s as well.

Anner’s take on travel is markedly different. He manages to be smart without being a smart ass, upbeat without being treacly. He never really pokes fun at anyone besides himself, and yet he never comes across as self-pitying. Anner appears to be having the time of his life –  genuinely enjoying what he’s doing and happy to take us along for the ride. It’s a far cry from Bourdain, who makes every episode seem like the consequence of a lost bet, or Rick Steves, who is only remarkable for his ability to make any destination as dull as central Canada.

I’ve compiled a few of Anner’s clips below. If you have a few moments, check them out. Be warned, though: I showed these to a coworker of my husband’s, explaining that Zach was “my secret boyfriend” and she and I began fighting over him. We have not spoken since (edit: we talked tonight. It was weird.)

Anner’s show promises to be upbeat, lighthearted, and funny. And, for a gal with as terrible a temperament as mine, it’s a dream come true.
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Comments (10)

  1. 1
    Toddering says:

    Great tip. My favorite quote from the preview, “Look ma, no sense of balance or direction!” I could have honestly said that throughout most of my twenties.

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    Janet T says:

    Thanks for this…….I too, now have a crush and cannot wait for the show- although I think he should still do the fashion show.

    and don’t be too hard on yourself, everyone has a bit of dark soul in them, at least yours is funny and snarky.

    If you really want evil… well you already mentioned Rick Steves. He must kill tourism where ever he goes and reports on. I’m snoring at the mention of his name

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    Matthew says:

    I came across this guy some time back and after seeing several of his videos, was really hoping that he would get picked. I totally forgot about him and awesome to see that you wrote about him and he was finally chosen!

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    Philip says:

    Man, when central Canada gets the internet, you are going to get a ton of angry emails.

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    Carrie says:

    YAY! I remember hearing about his interview and all that good stuff on Oprah, but never heard the outcome.

    Thrilled to see he got it…my DVR is set for Dec 12!

  6. 6

    Central Canada? You must mean Ontario. We’re always being lumped in with Ontario, and we are much, much cooler.

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    Amanda says:

    Never thought I would say this, but I’m excited that I get the Oprah Winfrey Network — can’t wait to watch his show! I hadn’t heard of him until now but just lost some serious time watching his videos – thanks!

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    Molly says:

    Thank you for this; I am so glad someone like this gets a spotlight. The best video I thought was his “interview” with Oprah (whom, btw, I really don’t care much for, but not the point). His questions were so insightful, I’m sure that I would never have thought of ones like that on the spot. Really impressive guy.

  10. 10

    Central Canada … awe now … that hurt.

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