A Conversation With Myself, Regarding Cherries.
“I’m kinda hungry.” “CHERRIES.”
“I’m kinda hungry.” “CHERRIES.”
Dear Nestlé Corporation, I am writing to you on behalf of my husband, Rand, even though he has disavowed any knowledge of this letter, and refuses to be held accountable for ‘the shit that I do when I am bored.’ But I am certain that he would agree with everything I am about to say. Rand is…
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