The 5 Worst Movies I’ve Ever Seen on Airplanes (in haiku form)

Posted on
Sep 1, 2009
Posted in: Rants and Raves

Raising Helen

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Photo courtesy of derek7272, via Flickr.com

 

Successful woman

inherits brats, loses job …

and is now happy?

 

Bad career move, Kate

Stupid is as stupid does

now applies to you.

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Godzilla

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Photo courtesy of eugeneflores, via Flickr.com

 

A huge green monster

really trashing my town

is better than this.

 

Matthew Broderick

is some sort of scientist

Then I fell asleep.

________________

Marie Antoinette

Photo courtesy of krzakptak, via Flickr.com

Photo courtesy of krzakptak, via Flickr.com

 

Such wooden acting.

Why the eff are there Converse?

This makes no sense.

 

Kiki Dunst can’t act.

King Schwartzman can’t get it up.

Neat costumes, at least.

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Fever Pitch

Photo courtesy of Oscalito, via Flickr.com

Photo courtesy of Oscalito, via Flickr.com

 

Idiot man-child

sabatoges his love life

for a baseball team.

 

Cute Drew Barrymore

plays a high-powered exec?

That is comical.

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Transformers

Photo courtesy of jquiz, via Flickr.com

Photo courtesy of jquiz, via Flickr.com

 

Shia and Megan

are out-acted by robots.

Nice chemistry, kids.

 

Childhood memory

prostituted like a whore.

Less than meets the eye.

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