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If I Had One Story Left To Tell

Posted on
Dec 31, 2018
 
Posted in: Uncategorized

A few months ago, I had the pleasure of being on Dan Moyle’s podcast, The Storytellers Network. I’m always a bit hesitant to go on podcasts. I love chatting with people, but my relationship with the spoken word isn’t quite what it is with the written one. I tend to ramble unless I have a…

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Every Relationship In Love, Actually, Listed In Order of How Dysfunctional They Are.

Posted on
Dec 21, 2018
 

It’s December, which means that you’ve probably read all of the daring thinkpieces about how Love, Actually is the greatest holiday movie, ever, despite its many, many flaws, or the other, more daring thinkpieces about how Love, Actually, is the worst holiday movie, ever, because of the aforementioned flaws. And I shouldn’t be adding gasoline…

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Seeing Genoa for The First Time Again.

Posted on
Dec 11, 2018
 

It is with some embarrassment that I tell you that I hated Genoa the first time I visited there, a decade and a lifetime ago. In my book, the only mention I make of the seaside city – the birthplace of Christopher Columbus, the location where Marco Polo was imprisoned for a year (because Italy…

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Emergency Porchetta, Canelli, Italy

Posted on
Nov 29, 2018
EMERGENCY PORCHETTA
 
Posted in: Food, Random Musings

The emergency porchetta was my favorite part of the trip. That is a strange thing to say for a lot of reasons. For one, I don’t know if the concept of emergency porchetta is widely known. A Google search for the term reveals four results, the most salient of which is someone looking for cooking…

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The Women Who Write Letters

Posted on
Sep 18, 2018
 

(Above: my student ID in 1999. Let’s just keep our comments to ourselves.)   There’s this pattern I keep seeing. It goes like this: Woman accuses man of sexual assault. Man denies accusations. Man’s PR team then releases numerous letters from women saying that he’s not a sexual harasser because, you know, he didn’t harass…

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On Instagram @theeverywhereist

  • Try to be as happy today as baby husband is eating turkey.
  • Mine, too, @rboo. Mine, too.
  • I made a French chocolate tart with raspberries for DnD night. Because we are fancy about our nerdery.
  • Happy New Year from our couch.
  • His endless tufts of hair and little old man face are killing me. #newnephewpotatobug
  • Was trying to show @ryanditchphoto a feature on my phone and ended up taking a swoon worthy pic of this guy in the process. Damn it, Fishkin, quit distracting me.
  • Keep rivaling the sun, my love.
  • I am absolutely certain that these neon lights were flirting with me and sadly, I had no reply.
  • My mom's house burned down earlier this year (that is its own very long story) so she's been getting her mail at our place. This Christmas I wrapped up all her bills and gave them to her as a present. She did not appreciate the gesture. 😅😂😭
  • A little too excited about the fade on my #undercut right now. 💇‍♀️

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