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Congratulations on Finishing Your Book, You Absolute Loser.

Posted on
Aug 28, 2023
Photo of a depressed looking woman in yoga pants lying face down on the floor
 
Posted in: Book, Writing

Congratulations! You just finished your book, and while we always knew you could do it, the odds in Vegas suggested that this was extremely unlikely, and some of us are out a lot of money this morning. But never mind! That’s irrelevant! Lifelong dreams have been accomplished, so does it really matter who gets thrown…

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You Do Not Need to Make a Pumpkin Pie From Scratch. Ever.

Posted on
Nov 21, 2022
 
Posted in: Food

I need to tell you something. Something very important. Are you sitting down? It’s not strictly necessary. You can stand if you want. Do you need a pen? I guess you don’t need one of those, either. This isn’t a particularly long message. Are you ready? Okay. You don’t need to make a pumpkin pie…

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Why Free Speech Isn’t An Excuse

Posted on
Apr 29, 2022
 

As my online persona has grown over the last decade and a half, so has the volume of hate I have received. I have received letters at my home, had politicians come for me, and received every threat you can imagine, including one individual who told me that I was “too ugly to rape.” (Please,…

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