Rule #2 of Vaginas: Don’t Glue...

22nd Feb, 2017

By now, you may have heard about a dear-god-I-wish-it-was-fake story that’s been floating around the internet, about a vaginal glue designed to keep labia sealed together during menstruation. Now, I know…

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T.J. Maxx and the Opposite of...

21st Feb, 2017

The thing about having the phrase “petty theft” in the title of my book (AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW) is that everyone assumes – perhaps fairly – that I am driven…

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My Editor Answers Your Publishing...

14th Feb, 2017

The problem with blogging, besides the fact that it is not at all lucrative and that anonymous people regularly tell you that they hope you die because you dyed a…

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