How The Princess Bride Screwed Up My...

31st Aug, 2015

A brief note of impending awesomeness: for the next few days, I will be rambling, sometimes coherently, sometimes not, about The Princess Bride. But Geraldine, you find yourself saying, isn’t…

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Adoration in Photos: Then and Now

27th Aug, 2015

October 2010. Sofia, Bulgaria. I call my expression in this photo “adoringly demented.” Because it is.   July 2015. Oxford, England.   Notice that: I continue to wear earrings the…

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Expo 2015: I Visit The World’s...

25th Aug, 2015

There are a few things that you should know about the World’s Fair. First off, it still exists. I, too, was surprised.

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