Do Penguins Have Knees? Are Their Mouths...

22nd May, 2015

The last few days have led to a lot of important discussions about flightless birds. As though there is any other kind of discussion you can have about flightless birds. AM…

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Ostriches at the Cape of Good Hope,...

Okay, where was I before yesterday’s digression into the flightless birds of South Africa? Oh, right. I was telling you about the Holy Grail. Arguably one of the most important…

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Penguins at Boulders Beach, South...

21st May, 2015

I was in the process of working on a post about the Holy Grail. My family is Catholic, so I figured it was kind of important, because the grail marks…

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