We Try Three New Flavors of M&Ms...

29th Apr, 2016

Note: This post is obviously unsponsored, because no one from M&M’s would pay me to say the things that I said. One of the great things about having friends (besides…

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The Oklahoma City National Memorial

19th Apr, 2016

We found ourselves at the Oklahoma City National Memorial by accident. We were walking back to our hotel on our last day in town, and we passed it, quiet and…

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A Short Play in Which We Laugh at Stupid...

5th Apr, 2016

Setting: Austin, Texas. The two of us are walking downtown. We are drunk on doughnuts. Everything is making us laugh. ————— Act I. Rand: Well, that’s just ridiculous. They obviously…

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