Superfluous Travel Item I Need (Kinda): X-Ray Travel Bags

Posted on
Aug 6, 2009
Posted in: Products, S.T.I.N.K.s

I saw this bag once and when I asked the hubby if I could have one, he emphatically said, “Jesus Christ … NO.” He clearly has no sense of humor.

photo courtesy of gama-go.com

photo courtesy of gama-go.com

 

The cover flap of Gama-go’s Getaway messenger bag features a gun, multiple passports, and a toothbrush (for the hijacker with hygiene!). I actually tried it on and found the buckle to be a bit heavy. So that’s why I didn’t get it (and not because my husband said I’d get arrested). Meanwhile, ThinkGeek has their own X-Ray bag, which is slightly less likely to get you dragged away in handcuffs. Remember: I said slightly.

photo courtesy of ThinkGeek.com

photo courtesy of ThinkGeek.com

Since both of these have been vetoed because somebody hates getting strip-searched (cause he’s a big baby), I think the most I can get away with are these:

photo courtesy of gama-go.com

photo courtesy of gama-go.com

What do you say, honey?

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