Tag: Essays

I Made the Pizza Cinnamon Rolls from Mario Batali’s Sexual Misconduct Apology Letter

Posted on
Jan 10, 2018
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Last night, I made cinnamon rolls. I’m not a huge fan of cinnamon rolls, per se, but this recipe was included in Mario Batali’s sexual misconduct apology letter, and so I feel compelled to make them. Batali is not the first powerful man to request forgiveness for “inappropriate actions” towards his coworkers and employees. He is…

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The Infinite Hypocrisy of Fake Feminist Men

Posted on
Aug 28, 2017
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Posted in: Random Musings

Image credit. I am at my book reading in Portland. Though the room is small, it is packed. The audience is mostly friends, though there is a large cluster of people I have never met before. It is, without hyperbole, one of the highlights of my career, the sort of thing I dreamed about when I…

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Stop Telling Bloggers They Aren’t Writers

Posted on
Jul 11, 2017
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Posted in: Book, Personal Essay

Being a writer means that you’ll never have a shortage of criticism, whether it is offered up to you in heaping scoops of vitriol from faceless masses on the internet, or you gather it yourself from your never ending well of neurotic self-doubt. Hooray. Add “being a woman” into the equation and your cup overfloweth.…

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  • Anniversarying like grown ups. 10 years ago Rand took me to this arcade, where a malfunctioning skee-ball machine kept reseting automatically after each game. We were broke, so the prospect of infinite skee-ball (one of my favorite arcade games) was almost too good to be true. I played for what felt like forever, amassed a pile of tickets, and gave them to some very sweet kids. The machines all work perfectly now. Alas. It's still fun.
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