You are never gonna believe what this is.

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Rand and I walked through the Museum of Modern Art in Manhattan, holding hands. It was early winter, and he was neglecting his work in order to enjoy the art.

This happens approximately never, so I was making good use of the time by squeezing his hand really tightly.

“Ouch.”

Love hurts, babe. Get used to it.

We strolled through the galleries, and in one room, encountered a field of silver candies. I stared, taking it in. I love works that fill up in an entire room. It reminded me a little bit of the Ai Wei Wei installation I saw at the Tate a while back. When I first saw that piece in London, I had an overwhelming temptation to jump in (which would have been awesome, but not worth the lifetime ban).

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I felt that temptation again in New York. How much fun would it be to pluck one of the silver candies from the pile, unwrap it, and start noshing?

And then, out of the corner of my eye, I saw someone doing just that.

I stood, mouth agape, wondering if my eyes had deceived me. And then it happened again. And again. People kept walking up and grabbing candies. I looked at the security guard near by. I expected him to go full-River-Tam on the people touching the art, but he did not. Instead, he merely smiled, and seemed to nod.

He was encouraging them to EAT the installation. WTF, MoMA? Had the world gone mad?

I grabbed Rand’s arm. Perhaps a bit too tightly.

“Ouch.”

“What the HELL is going on?” I hissed. “People are eating the exhibits.”

“Yeah,” he said, gesturing to a sign on the wall. “They’re supposed to.”

The field of candies installation was by Felix Gonzalez-Torres. The piece, Untitled”  (Placebo), was created by Gonzalez-Torres after his long-time partner died from complications due to AIDS. Many of his works are similarly interactive – he often uses everyday objects (frequently candies) that are removed by some means. Over the course of an installation, the piece will slowly become smaller and smaller and eventually disappears.

Viewers can literally take a piece of the art with them. In the process of enjoying the work – of savoring and ingesting it, of making it a part of themselves – they destroy it. It’s a profound statement to the ephemeral nature of art. It is a powerful commentary on the relationship between a viewer and a piece of work.

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But more importantly IT IS AN ENTIRE FIELD OF CANDIES THAT YOU CAN EAT. Which obviously makes it the best exhibit I’ve seen, ever.

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Sweets and my sweet.

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There was only one problem, really. The candies weren’t terribly good. They were all pineapple flavored. Every last one of them. It’s like giving a child a bag full of black jelly beans (which I happen to like, but we’ve established that I’m bonkers). You almost got it right, but not quite.

An entire field of candies that I was allowed to eat, but had no desire to. It was actually painful to think about.

“Ouch,” I may have mumbled under my breath.

“What was that?” Rand asked.

“Oh, nothing,” I replied. And I took his hand again, and we continued on our way.

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Note: “Untitled” (Placebo) is currently on display at the MoMA but I’m not sure for how much longer it will last (in every sense).

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Comments (14)

  1. 1
    Melanie says:

    Instead of being bummed about the pineapple candies, you should be glad it wasn’t an exhibit full of cupcakes! You might have left throwing up frosting.

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    Paige says:

    Ah! I was wondering about the origins of the photo of Rand eating the candies from the post about you getting sick. Glad I know. This absolutely made my Wednesday.

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    Jia says:

    I read this whole post thinking “candies” was “candles” and then I understood. Candies would definitely be more palatable.

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    Amy says:

    Great post. My son can’t wait to get to New York. He talks about it all the time. He would LOVE this piece of work!

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    weezafish says:

    Maybe it’s part of the plan, if the candles are too yummy the exhibit will disappear very quickly? Cool, cool. I get those kind of urges in museums and art gallerys. Should we stem them, or go for it?!! I wonder ,,,

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    Autumn says:

    Today on a Korean Airlines flight from İstanbul to Sydney, the whole plane full of Korean passengers on the İst – Seoul leg of the trip, decided to pull your favorite Dick move. They all fell asleep, no shit, before take off. İ had a good giggle to myself thinking of you.

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      Everywhereist says:

      Heh – it’s less of a Dick Move and more of a “HOW DO YOU DO THAT TEACH ME PLEASE” move. :)

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    Nicky says:

    I wish someone would exhibit a piece consisting of prawn cocktail, Italian-made pizza, hummous and warm flatbread, nasi goreng and baked strawberry cheese cake, all replaced every 30 minutes of course. And just down the road from me.

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    WinterR says:

    I wish I could be a pro blogger like you, but I don’t think my life is exciting enough… all my blogs would be about excel spreadsheets, cutting and pasting, and being in an office with no windows… haha.

    Thanks for bringing a smile to my day. :)

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    Tovi says:

    I saw this exhibit in January! I agree about the candies. I believe I still have the other four I didn’t eat in a pocket of my purse.

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    intense feminine energy says:

    Words of advice: in order to appeal even more to your male readers, however few they most likely are, considering how girly this blog can be, continue to add more allusions to nerd culture in your writing, like the one about Firefly, if possible. There are few things cooler than a woman who isn’t afraid to be one of the nerds.

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    Zodwa says:

    For me: banana flavoured sweets would have been the deal breaker. Love this post! Mind if I steal the line about love hurting after squeezing said lover’s hand? Thanks in advance ;)

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    Blake Fraina says:

    I was there on Saturday, May 26. I ate three candies and they were awesome. I recall, as I lifted the first one, thinking, “If this is mentholated or mint, I’m going to be grossed out.” But no, it was sweet and yummy. Pineapple, though? I wasn’t able to identify the flavour at the time so thanks for the info.

    Too bad it wasn’t your thing.

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    Flávia says:

    I have recently discovered your blog and it has been a lot of fun to browse through your posts. This one in particular fascinated me and I decided to finally comment and congratulate you on your writing. I loved the concept of this exhibition and how you described your experience at the museum. Also, congratulations on your happy marriage!

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