OMG. Baby Owls at Kirstenbosch, Cape...

25th May, 2015

I was tempted to once again use last week’s gimmick – of attempting to write about the Holy Grail, but getting distracted by my fascination with flightless birds – at…

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Do Penguins Have Knees? Are Their Mouths...

22nd May, 2015

The last few days have led to a lot of important discussions about flightless birds. As though there is any other kind of discussion you can have about flightless birds. AM…

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Ostriches at the Cape of Good Hope,...

Okay, where was I before yesterday’s digression into the flightless birds of South Africa? Oh, right. I was telling you about the Holy Grail. Arguably one of the most important…

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