I Poked All of My 615 Facebook Friends....

31st Jul, 2015

I spent yesterday morning – the better part of two of hours – poking every person I know on Facebook. Every single person on my friends list. The seeds for this…

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I Attempt to Be Fashionable. Because...

30th Jul, 2015

I don’t really understand fashion. Fortunately, I live in the Pacific Northwest. In my corner of the country, I once saw someone wear cargo shorts to a wedding, and there’s…

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WTF Weds: I Just Want a Chicken Suit. Is...

29th Jul, 2015

For the last few weeks, I’ve been searching for two very specific items that I am sure will improve my life in all sorts of unimaginable ways. The first is…

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