1. Cut-out decoration of a German man, Ashland Elks Lodge Oktoberfest.

Where in god's name do you even FIND something like this?
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2. Contemplative statue, Lithia Park.

"Shit. I think I left the curling iron on."
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3. The railroad tracks at the east end of town.

Not pictured: drifters
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4. Rand gets artistic, near the Peerless Hotel.

I think I was looking at some sort of feral child.
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5. Vending machine magic: a pack of M&Ms had gotten stuck earlier, meaning that we got two for the price of one.

This marks the only good thing about our stay at the Plaza.
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6. Tropical vignette. I get waaay too excited about the colored pencils placed at the table at an Ashland restaurant. Rand claims they are for children. I tell him to shut up.

"You aren't supposed to dream about other trips in the middle of a trip." - Rand
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7. Imposing sign, Jacksonville.

Sweet jesus, like I don't think about this all the time, anyway.
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8. Dusty pathway near Emigrant Lake.

By day, gorgeous. By night? A little too Blair-witchy.
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9. God BLSAVE America sign, near Applegate, OR.

What a bunch of BLMORONS.
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10. Rand and I smooching in Lithia Park.

Yes, yes, "Gag, barf, ew, gross." Shut the hell up. I like him.

I suppose you want to know what all this nonsense is about. You’ve come to the right page...
I like him too, but you don’t see me kissing him all the time. Note, you don’t see me doing it all the time.
Also: Jointed Mr. Oktoberfest: http://www.caufields.com/browseproducts/Jointed-Mr.-Oktoberfest.html
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I like your caption for the statue. I saw a sign in southern california that said “Do you have defensable space?” I thought about that for a long time.
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Two things:
1) Kiss him as much as you possibly can.
2) I need a Philip in my life.
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