Ask the Everywhereist

Posted on
Jul 30, 2009
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This photo has nothing to do with anything. I just think the phrase I NUT semEn is funny. (Photo courtesy of sister72 via flickr.com)

This photo has nothing to do with anything. I just think the phrase “I NUT semEn” is awesome. (Photo courtesy of sister72 via flickr.com)

Because I LOVE hearing what I have to say (and I know that you do, too), I’m launching a new weekly feature on the blog: Ask the Everywhereist. It’s where you can ask me all the burning questions that keep you up at night. Questions such as: ‘Where can I find the best pizza in San Francisco?’ ‘Can I travel even if I’m on probation?’ And, ‘I heard that “pizza” is San Franciscan slang for blow job. That’s true, right?’

Of course, right now my readership currently consists of my husband (hi, baby!), Philip (hi, ass-face!), and occassionally Susan (hi, sweetie). And they all know the answers to those questions. So either they need to take on aliases, or the rest of you better get a-typing. Send your questions to contact-at-everywhereist-dot-com. Keep an eye out for my replies every Thursday, and the wrath of my readers sometime shortly afterwards.

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  • yay omg she noticed me

  • someone neurotic who is definitely not Susan

    Dear Everywhereist,
    Did you know that you have a superfluous “to” in your post?

    • Geraldine

      Thanks, s.n.w.i.d.n.s. Fixed.

  • Cristina

    Hey! I’m a regular reader too. That makes at least four 🙂

    • Geraldine

      No. Way.

  • I think we should be able to post questions in the comments of the post.

  • I’m forced to read this, my boss made me. 😛 Kidding! 🙂 But seriously, I read every post! I mean, on my own personal time… never on company time. heh.

    • Geraldine

      Shhh … don’t make it worse.

  • Are you sure this phrase isn’t “one nut semen”? Because then it would make a lot more sense. To someone. Not me.

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