This photo has nothing to do with anything. I just think the phrase I NUT semEn is funny. (Photo courtesy of sister72 via

This photo has nothing to do with anything. I just think the phrase "I NUT semEn" is awesome. (Photo courtesy of sister72 via

Because I LOVE hearing what I have to say (and I know that you do, too), I’m launching a new weekly feature on the blog: Ask the Everywhereist. It’s where you can ask me all the burning questions that keep you up at night. Questions such as: ‘Where can I find the best pizza in San Francisco?’ ‘Can I travel even if I’m on probation?’ And, ‘I heard that “pizza” is San Franciscan slang for blow job. That’s true, right?’

Of course, right now my readership currently consists of my husband (hi, baby!), Philip (hi, ass-face!), and occassionally Susan (hi, sweetie). And they all know the answers to those questions. So either they need to take on aliases, or the rest of you better get a-typing. Send your questions to contact-at-everywhereist-dot-com. Keep an eye out for my replies every Thursday, and the wrath of my readers sometime shortly afterwards.

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Comments (9)

  1. 1
    Susan says:

    yay omg she noticed me

  2. 2
    someone neurotic who is definitely not Susan says:

    Dear Everywhereist,
    Did you know that you have a superfluous “to” in your post?

  3. 3
    Cristina says:

    Hey! I’m a regular reader too. That makes at least four :)

  4. 4
    randfish says:

    I think we should be able to post questions in the comments of the post.

  5. 5
    Jen Lopez says:

    I’m forced to read this, my boss made me. :P Kidding! :) But seriously, I read every post! I mean, on my own personal time… never on company time. heh.

  6. 6

    Are you sure this phrase isn’t “one nut semen”? Because then it would make a lot more sense. To someone. Not me.

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