Ask the Everywhereist
posted July 30th, 2009 by Everywhereist
This photo has nothing to do with anything. I just think the phrase "I NUT semEn" is awesome. (Photo courtesy of sister72 via flickr.com)
Because I LOVE hearing what I have to say (and I know that you do, too), I’m launching a new weekly feature on the blog: Ask the Everywhereist. It’s where you can ask me all the burning questions that keep you up at night. Questions such as: ‘Where can I find the best pizza in San Francisco?’ ‘Can I travel even if I’m on probation?’ And, ‘I heard that “pizza” is San Franciscan slang for blow job. That’s true, right?’
Of course, right now my readership currently consists of my husband (hi, baby!), Philip (hi, ass-face!), and occassionally Susan (hi, sweetie). And they all know the answers to those questions. So either they need to take on aliases, or the rest of you better get a-typing. Send your questions to contact-at-everywhereist-dot-com. Keep an eye out for my replies every Thursday, and the wrath of my readers sometime shortly afterwards.
July 30th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
yay omg she noticed me
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July 30th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Dear Everywhereist,
Did you know that you have a superfluous “to” in your post?
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Geraldine Reply:
July 30th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Thanks, s.n.w.i.d.n.s. Fixed.
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July 30th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Hey! I’m a regular reader too. That makes at least four
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Geraldine Reply:
July 30th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
No. Way.
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July 30th, 2009 at 5:52 pm
I think we should be able to post questions in the comments of the post.
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July 31st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
I’m forced to read this, my boss made me.
Kidding! 
But seriously, I read every post! I mean, on my own personal time… never on company time. heh.
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Geraldine Reply:
July 31st, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Shhh … don’t make it worse.
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August 14th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Are you sure this phrase isn’t “one nut semen”? Because then it would make a lot more sense. To someone. Not me.
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