WTF Wednesday: A letter to the InterContinental Hotel, San Francisco

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Aug 17, 2011

Dear InterContinental Hotel,

I get the feeling you are trying to tell me something. I just can’t figure out what it is …

If you provide less than three warning labels, a kitten will die.

Perhaps it will come to me after I’ve finished blow-drying my hair in the bathtub.*

Sincerely,

The Everywhereist

 

*Oh, calm down. I used a sealant to protect my roots. AND ALSO I DID NOT USE A HAIR DRYER IN THE BATHTUB. Electrocution is not funny. Three warning labels on a single hairdryer kind of is, though.

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