10 otherwise innocent things you shouldn’t say while on a plane
Aug 12, 2009
Posted in: Random Musings, Top Ten
- That’s da bomb!
- Got any coke?
- We’re really high!
- Who do I have to hijack to get a drink in this place?
- Whoops! Wonder how that got by T.S.A.
- Wait a second … a concealed weapons permit still counts on a plane, right?
- Dude, you totally look like that guy from “Lost”!
- Sure, they check the liquids … but gunpowder isn’t a liquid. It’s a powder.
- Hypothetical question: how can you tell if the heroin-filled condom you swallowed broke?
- I am going to kill us all in the name of Satan.
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