This is just kind of hurtful:
I mean, I realize that Scottish notes are easier to counterfeit and all, but really? You aren’t accepting them at all? What about if some adorable Scottish boy wants to ride public transportation and only has Scottish notes?
DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE DEPRIVING GOOD, HARD-WORKING LONDONERS OF THE JOY OF BUMPING UP AGAINST CUTE SCOTTISH BOYS ON THE TUBE? Please, have some decency.
P.S. – Scottish currency is legal tender, you know.