My Literary Agent Answers Your Questions...

23rd Feb, 2017

I’ve been writing a lot about my adventures in publishing (which has been a fun, strange, occasionally frustrating experience because it is only by writing a book that you figure out…

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Rule #2 of Vaginas: Don’t Glue...

22nd Feb, 2017

By now, you may have heard about a dear-god-I-wish-it-was-fake story that’s been floating around the internet, about a vaginal glue designed to keep labia sealed together during menstruation. Now, I know…

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T.J. Maxx and the Opposite of...

21st Feb, 2017

The thing about having the phrase “petty theft” in the title of my book (AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW) is that everyone assumes – perhaps fairly – that I am driven…

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My Editor Answers Your Publishing...

14th Feb, 2017

The problem with blogging, besides the fact that it is not at all lucrative and that anonymous people regularly tell you that they hope you die because you dyed a…

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How Long Does It Take to Publish a Book?...

13th Feb, 2017

  Though it’s been a year – almost to the day – since I sold my book, I realize I haven’t written that much about the entire experience. This omission is bizarre…

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When Am I Going to Feel Normal Again...

7th Feb, 2017

It’s been four long years since my brain surgery, and I’m now so removed from the experience and most of its consequences that I almost need to remind myself that it…

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The Most Important Role Carrie Fisher...

30th Dec, 2016

I hadn’t intended to write about Carrie Fisher’s passing, because so much has been said already, but it’s hard to skip over it. This blog goes through dry spells, when…

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The Story of My First Social Outing...

17th Dec, 2016

Let’s talk about my first social outing after my father died, which will probably make you feel better about yourself. Actually, most of my life will probably make you feel…

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I’m Disappointed That Hillary...

18th Nov, 2016

This is a political post. If you are about to tell me that you don’t read my blog to hear my thoughts on politics, then … well, honestly, I’ll find…

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