A Letter To My Friend Who Won’t...

30th Jun, 2015

  Dear Games of Thrones Obsessed Friend, You know I love you, right? And that I always have? Well, maybe not always. To be honest, when we first met, I…

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I Made Brain Cancer Greeting Cards.

28th Jun, 2015

Exactly three years ago, I had brain surgery for the first and only time. Last week, my friend Chad had his fourth brain surgery. We started writing to one another…

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8 Gifs That Sum Up My Reaction to The...

26th Jun, 2015

Because sometimes words don’t cut it and you just want to run around, eating rainbow colored cupcakes while crying and calling everyone you know because OMG LOVE.

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Rand Finds The Last Eyebomb.

11th Jun, 2015

Last week, I put googly eyes on a bunch of Rand’s stuff around the house, in order to teach him a lesson about … I can’t remember. But I’m sure…

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If the Exercise Class Descriptions From...

10th Jun, 2015

As my recent foray into Paleo eating suggests, I’ve tried (and triumphantly failed) to be healthier. A big component of that failure isn’t just that I like eating things made primarily of butter –…

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Dear Nestlé: We Have to Talk About...

7th Jun, 2015

Dear Nestlé Corporation, I am writing to you on behalf of my husband, Rand, even though he has disavowed any knowledge of this letter, and refuses to be held accountable for…

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101 Totally Attainable Life Goals for...

4th Jun, 2015

Because let’s face it: some of us are never, ever going to climb Kilimanjaro. We’re probably not even going to sit through a documentary about Kilimanjaro, because that sounds sort…

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I Torment My Husband By EyeBombing All...

3rd Jun, 2015

Someone once told me that the key to any lasting marriage is honesty, which is maybe true for, like, the Pilgrims, or any other archaic religious group that doesn’t believe…

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I Went Paleo and Now I Hate Everything.

31st May, 2015

Recently, I went pseudo Paleo. I say pseudo, because, like most things in my life, I’ve jumped in headfirst without putting any thought or research into it (this is also…

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