My brothers weigh in on the full-body scanners.

Posted on
Nov 11, 2010
Posted in: Random Musings

A little while ago, I posed this question to folks on Twitter:

A few people agreed with me, which was both comforting and alarming (you know, like a warm cuddly blanket that happens to be made of live gerbils). Oh, and my brothers replied:

Body Scanners Giant Cock Twitter reply

Sigh.

Greg Twitter Fully Body Scanner Huge Balls reply

Sigh. (Again.)

If you need me, I’ll be under my gerbil-blanket.

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  • Bhavya

    It clearly runs in the family.
    (Afterthought: I am not talking about appendages.)

  • I can only hope your reply to Edward was “I know you are but what am I?”

  • Colleen

    I wish I had brothers sometimes. Mainly to facepalm over Twitter posts like that. But, they’re still funny.

  • Stopping by your site is ALWAYS worth the time, no matter how busy I get. My own brother is so serious, thanks for sharing yours!

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