Red Lipstick on the Thames (a haiku)

Posted on
May 30, 2012

He leans to kiss me,

But stops; sees my red lipstick,

And leaves me hanging.

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  • Would he mess the lips
    Or wear them sweet on his mouth?

    Avoid conundrum…

  • Your husband looks like Seth Macfarlane.

  • jac bishop

    boys no likey the red lips. my husband wont even consider a lean in. at least you got that.

  • Kelsey

    can’t tell you how many times this has happened to me ha

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