Rand Finds The Last Eyebomb.

11th Jun, 2015

Last week, I put googly eyes on a bunch of Rand’s stuff around the house, in order to teach him a lesson about … I can’t remember. But I’m sure…

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If the Exercise Class Descriptions From...

10th Jun, 2015

As my recent foray into Paleo eating suggests, I’ve tried (and triumphantly failed) to be healthier. A big component of that failure isn’t just that I like eating things made primarily of butter –…

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I Torment My Husband By EyeBombing All...

3rd Jun, 2015

Someone once told me that the key to any lasting marriage is honesty, which is maybe true for, like, the Pilgrims, or any other archaic religious group that doesn’t believe…

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How to Freeze Homemade Cookie Dough for...

6th May, 2015

When people learn of my vast and all-consuming love of sweets, they are often surprised to learn that dessert was largely absent from my childhood. My mother is not a…

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Love and Marriage and Lessons Learned...

20th Oct, 2014

I have to tell you something. I’m an absolute sucker for weddings. I basically turn into a squealing frenzy of crazy every time we find out we’re actually able to…

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I Try Threading. My Mustache Remains.

28th Apr, 2014

I have a mustache. – I’ve mostly come to terms with this. I’ve had it for the better part of twenty years, and like my weird toe (which we will…

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And Then The Seahawks Won the Super Bowl

3rd Feb, 2014

If you live the northwest, you have to convince yourself of a lot of things.   Like that you don’t need sunshine, or Vitamin D. That it’s perfectly reasonable to…

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A Letter to My Husband, Regarding The...

9th Jan, 2014

– Dear Rand, By now, you have probably noticed that the milk in the fridge has been dyed pink. You are probably wondering why I did this. My motivation for…

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Dinosaur Hands and The Crying Place

9th Dec, 2013

Despite a few rather notable exceptions, I’ve found I’m not a big crier. I have nothing against it, mind you. I think tears are rather good for your skin, and…

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