Love and Marriage and Lessons Learned From a Photobooth

20th Oct, 2014

I have to tell you something. I’m an absolute sucker for weddings. I basically turn into a squealing…

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I Try Threading. My Mustache Remains.

28th Apr, 2014

I have a mustache. – I’ve mostly come to terms with this. I’ve had it for the better…

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And Then The Seahawks Won the Super Bowl

3rd Feb, 2014

If you live the northwest, you have to convince yourself of a lot of things.   Like that…

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A Letter to My Husband, Regarding The Milk He Left Out All Night

9th Jan, 2014

- Dear Rand, By now, you have probably noticed that the milk in the fridge has been dyed…

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Dinosaur Hands and The Crying Place

9th Dec, 2013

Despite a few rather notable exceptions, I’ve found I’m not a big crier. I have nothing against it,…

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Our Adventure Time Halloween

5th Nov, 2013

The thing about being married to a nine-year-old-boy who’s trapped in the body of a 34-year-old man is…

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This Made Sense Last Night, I Swear

30th Oct, 2013

I have a deadline tomorrow, and I’m caught between working on the project that’s due, freaking out that…

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Brain Surgery: 1 Year Later

30th Sep, 2013

Things are different now. I feel like I could make a note in the timeline of my life…

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