WTF Weds: I Just Want a Chicken Suit. Is...

29th Jul, 2015

For the last few weeks, I’ve been searching for two very specific items that I am sure will improve my life in all sorts of unimaginable ways. The first is…

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Someone Got Drunk And Then Designed This...

8th Jun, 2015

When we were last in South Africa, I used the most amazing toilet ever (we saw¬†other stuff, too, like penguins and spring bok and geckos. And yet, this post is…

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WTF Weds: My Brother’s New Movie...

20th May, 2015

My brother is in a new movie, and this time I found out about it on Facebook, rather than having to stalk his IMDB page like a peasant. This is…

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WTF Weds: The Geese in the Back Bay...

30th Jan, 2015

I know this is a WTF Wedsnesday post, and today is Friday. What can I say, folks? Laziness is a hell of a drug.     I feel like¬†most normal…

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Dans Le Noir Restaurant, London

15th Jan, 2015

  “I can’t figure out what this is.” “It’s … slimy.” “I can’t cut anything.” “Cut? I’ve just been using my hands.” “Speaking of hands, Geraldine, keep yours to yourself.”…

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WTF Weds: Signs in Sorrento, Italy

2nd Jul, 2014

My presumption with any warning sign, or really any sign at all, is that it exists for a reason. Like, you wouldn’t put a warning sign that says “Watch Your…

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Giggling at the Fountains in Italy

19th May, 2014

Sometimes I think I have the maturity level of an 11-year-old. Other times, I am absolutely convinced of it. We’ll be walking around someplace beautiful, and instead of taking in…

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WTF Weds: Mukkefuck Restaurant,...

30th Apr, 2014

Rand and I stopped in Garmisch for a quick snack at a bakery (because if I say I need a snack, 90% of the time what I mean is “I…

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WTF Weds: Blackface Othello, Germany

23rd Apr, 2014

I’ve learned that certain things which may be considered totally acceptable in one country aren’t okay in another. That customs and cultures don’t necessarily translate. Even the things that we…

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