101 Totally Attainable Life Goals for...

4th Jun, 2015

Because let’s face it: some of us are never, ever going to climb Kilimanjaro. We’re probably not even going to sit through a documentary about Kilimanjaro, because that sounds sort…

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I Torment My Husband By EyeBombing All...

3rd Jun, 2015

Someone once told me that the key to any lasting marriage is honesty, which is maybe true for, like, the Pilgrims, or any other archaic religious group that doesn’t believe…

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I Went Paleo and Now I Hate Everything.

31st May, 2015

Recently, I went pseudo Paleo. I say pseudo, because, like most things in my life, I’ve jumped in headfirst without putting any thought or research into it (this is also…

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Things in Women’s Magazines that...

28th May, 2015

Sometimes, during our travels, I will purchase a fashion magazine at the airport. It’s a terrible idea: they’re expensive and they don’t make me feel good about myself, but for…

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WTF Weds: My Brother’s New Movie...

20th May, 2015

My brother is in a new movie, and this time I found out about it on Facebook, rather than having to stalk his IMDB page like a peasant. This is…

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I’m Rejoicing in Tom Brady’s...

12th May, 2015

Yesterday, the NFL announced the consequences Tom Brady and the Patriots would face for deflating game balls during their playoff match versus the Indianapolis Colts. The details, by now, are…

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How to Freeze Homemade Cookie Dough for...

6th May, 2015

When people learn of my vast and all-consuming love of sweets, they are often surprised to learn that dessert was largely absent from my childhood. My mother is not a…

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The 23 And Me Adventure, Part II: The...

27th Apr, 2015

A few weeks ago, I wrote about how my brother, mom, and I all got 23andMe kits for Christmas. Today, I¬†wanted to discuss the results of what happened after I…

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The 23 and Me Adventure: Part 1 –...

3rd Feb, 2015

Before I begin this post, I feel it pertinent to provide a little background on my relationship with my brother. This is what happened after he shared an article I…

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