An Open Letter to My Lady Bits

6th Oct, 2015

A word of warning to my dear, loyal readers who keep coming back here (presumably because of some sort of court-ordered mandate that I don’t really understand): this entire post…

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The Cancerful Foundation

9th Sep, 2015

I’ve been talking a lot to Chad lately, of The Brain Chancery fame, which is always fun. And by “fun” I mean “a really effective way to keep my ego…

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The Donald Trump Republican Presidential...

6th Aug, 2015

There is something perversely wonderful about tonight, Jon Stewart’s last night on The Daily Show, coinciding with the Republican Presidential debates, of which Donald Trump is a front-runner. Like, he’s…

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Predictions for the Aftermath of the...

4th Aug, 2015

  If you live in anywhere along the western seaboard of North America, but particularly in the Pacific Northwest, you’ve probably heard about the massive earthquake that’s going to kill…

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I Poked All of My 615 Facebook Friends....

31st Jul, 2015

I spent yesterday¬†morning – the better part of two of hours – poking every person I know on Facebook. Every single person on my friends list. The seeds for this…

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WTF Weds: I Just Want a Chicken Suit. Is...

29th Jul, 2015

For the last few weeks, I’ve been searching for two very specific items that I am sure will improve my life in all sorts of unimaginable ways. The first is…

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Pitch Imperfect: In which I Waste...

27th Jul, 2015

I am kind of an asshole. This should not be surprising for anyone familiar with the blog. I haven’t exactly done a great job of concealing it. But I feel…

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A Letter To My Friend Who Won’t...

30th Jun, 2015

  Dear Games of Thrones Obsessed Friend, You know I love you, right? And that I always have? Well, maybe not always. To be honest, when we first met, I…

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I Made Brain Cancer Greeting Cards.

28th Jun, 2015

Exactly three years ago, I had brain surgery for the first and only time. Last week, my friend Chad had his fourth brain surgery. We started writing to one another…

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