Category: Nothing to Do With Travel

If Twitter Responded To Abuse Reports Honestly

Posted on
Mar 22, 2018
 

I spend too much time on Twitter. And, frankly, it’s awful. Every day is like wading through a sea of poop to try and find a cupcake, and even when you find that, it’s like, “Well, I can’t possibly eat this cupcake. It’s covered in poop.” As a writer, Twitter becomes a sort of necessary…

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Pillow Fight.

Posted on
Mar 19, 2018
 

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a married man in possession of a house will one day find himself in a shouting match with his spouse about something trivial like throw pillows. All of this will likely happen at IKEA. If that man has refused to go to IKEA, because he has justly concluded…

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My Post About Feminism Went Viral. Days Later, My Twitter Account Was Hacked.

Posted on
Jan 17, 2018
 

Last week, I wrote about what happened when I tried making the cinnamon roll recipe from Mario Batali’s sexual misconduct apology letter. The inclusion of the recipe – in a letter apologizing for sexual harassment – was so ill-advised that it made the time my uncle brought a camcorder to a funeral seem like a good idea. But…

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  • I am screaming with excitement that this came in the mail, and so honored that my blurb appears on it. Chandler O'Leary's Best Coast is a gorgeous illustrated guide to the west coast - she covers some of my favorite places in the world with such care and detail. I'm swooning. Congrats, Chandler. This is amazing. #bestcoastbook

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  • Double fisting Mad Dog while wearing a Rodney Dangerfield t-shirt and quoting Caddyshack, at what I suspect will be the last Masters party I'll ever be invited to.
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  • I love this photo so much because it's like my dad (left) knew that 70s were happening around him, he just didn't give a fuck.
  • You and me both.
  • End of the trip. Still in one piece. Upgraded to business. I'll take it. He'll take it. We'll take it.
  • A very quick trip, filled with lots of unexpected sunshine, and quality time with these two. ❤️ Oh, and some shopping. Actually, maybe a lot of shopping. 💸
  • The side-eye is strong tonight. 😂
  • Somewhere under this pile of truffles is pasta. I swear. #pasta #foodstagram

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