How The Princess Bride Screwed Up My...

31st Aug, 2015

A brief note of impending awesomeness: for the next few days, I will be rambling, sometimes coherently, sometimes not, about The Princess Bride. But Geraldine, you find yourself saying, isn’t…

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Adoration in Photos: Then and Now

27th Aug, 2015

October 2010. Sofia, Bulgaria. I call my expression in this photo “adoringly demented.” Because it is.   July 2015. Oxford, England.   Notice that: I continue to wear earrings the…

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I Poked All of My 615 Facebook Friends....

31st Jul, 2015

I spent yesterday morning – the better part of two of hours – poking every person I know on Facebook. Every single person on my friends list. The seeds for this…

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I Attempt to Be Fashionable. Because...

30th Jul, 2015

I don’t really understand fashion. Fortunately, I live in the Pacific Northwest. In my corner of the country, I once saw someone wear cargo shorts to a wedding, and there’s…

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Time Spent in Los Angeles.

21st Jul, 2015

My alarm clock, I am sad to report, does not respond to screaming. My husband already apparently knew this. I was a little surprised by it. For those of you who were…

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I Was Away. Now I’m Back.

15th Jul, 2015

Hi! Remember me? I’ve been away for a while. The last two weeks have been absolute madness. Here’s just some of the things we did:

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Father’s Day Cards for Broken...

21st Jun, 2015

Father’s Day is always kind of tough for me. My dad lives in Germany, and has since before I can remember, so we don’t usually spend the holiday together. Normally,…

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A Conversation With Myself, Regarding...

12th Jun, 2015

“I’m kinda hungry.” “CHERRIES.”

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101 Totally Attainable Life Goals for...

4th Jun, 2015

Because let’s face it: some of us are never, ever going to climb Kilimanjaro. We’re probably not even going to sit through a documentary about Kilimanjaro, because that sounds sort…

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