Father’s Day Cards for Broken...

21st Jun, 2015

Father’s Day is always kind of tough for me. My dad lives in Germany, and has since before I can remember, so we don’t usually spend the holiday together. Normally,…

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A Conversation With Myself, Regarding...

12th Jun, 2015

“I’m kinda hungry.” “CHERRIES.”

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101 Totally Attainable Life Goals for...

4th Jun, 2015

Because let’s face it: some of us are never, ever going to climb Kilimanjaro. We’re probably not even going to sit through a documentary about Kilimanjaro, because that sounds sort…

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I Torment My Husband By EyeBombing All...

3rd Jun, 2015

Someone once told me that the key to any lasting marriage is honesty, which is maybe true for, like, the Pilgrims, or any other archaic religious group that doesn’t believe…

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Do Penguins Have Knees? Are Their Mouths...

22nd May, 2015

The last few days have led to a lot of important discussions about flightless birds.¬†As though there is any other kind of discussion you can have about flightless birds. AM…

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I’m Rejoicing in Tom Brady’s...

12th May, 2015

Yesterday, the NFL announced the consequences Tom Brady and the Patriots would face for deflating game balls during their playoff match versus the Indianapolis Colts. The details, by now, are…

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My Husband Finally Finds Someone Who...

5th May, 2015

We went to the Aquarium while we were in Valencia. It’s often what we do when we’re visiting a city and it’s raining outside – an unplanned tradition, one that…

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More Adventures In Attempting To Get My...

22nd Apr, 2015

“You should try to get a photo of your dad smiling,” my friend Kurtis suggested to me before my last trip to Germany. “That’s near impossible,” I told him. And…

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Anza Borrego Desert, California

6th Apr, 2015

  You said you wanted to see the desert. I can’t remember where you got the idea, but once you had it, that was it. It’s happened plenty of times…

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