I Poked All of My 615 Facebook Friends....

31st Jul, 2015

I spent yesterday morning – the better part of two of hours – poking every person I know on Facebook. Every single person on my friends list. The seeds for this…

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I Attempt to Be Fashionable. Because...

30th Jul, 2015

I don’t really understand fashion. Fortunately, I live in the Pacific Northwest. In my corner of the country, I once saw someone wear cargo shorts to a wedding, and there’s…

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Time Spent in Los Angeles.

21st Jul, 2015

My alarm clock, I am sad to report, does not respond to screaming. My husband already apparently knew this. I was a little surprised by it. For those of you who were…

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I Was Away. Now I’m Back.

15th Jul, 2015

Hi! Remember me? I’ve been away for a while. The last two weeks have been absolute madness. Here’s just some of the things we did:

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Father’s Day Cards for Broken...

21st Jun, 2015

Father’s Day is always kind of tough for me. My dad lives in Germany, and has since before I can remember, so we don’t usually spend the holiday together. Normally,…

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A Conversation With Myself, Regarding...

12th Jun, 2015

“I’m kinda hungry.” “CHERRIES.”

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101 Totally Attainable Life Goals for...

4th Jun, 2015

Because let’s face it: some of us are never, ever going to climb Kilimanjaro. We’re probably not even going to sit through a documentary about Kilimanjaro, because that sounds sort…

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I Torment My Husband By EyeBombing All...

3rd Jun, 2015

Someone once told me that the key to any lasting marriage is honesty, which is maybe true for, like, the Pilgrims, or any other archaic religious group that doesn’t believe…

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Do Penguins Have Knees? Are Their Mouths...

22nd May, 2015

The last few days have led to a lot of important discussions about flightless birds. As though there is any other kind of discussion you can have about flightless birds. AM…

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