Tag: Attractions

The Mob Museum, Las Vegas

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Jun 26, 2012

There are several places where Rand’s culture and mine overlap: – At that intersection, you will find weird issues about food. And weird issues about mothers. Crippling guilt makes an appearance, too. And weirdly, the mafia can be found there.

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The Neon Museum Boneyard, Las Vegas

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Jun 25, 2012

– I hope Bill and I become friends. He looks sort of like a grown-up version of the kid from Up. He has the raspy, mumbling accent of a lifelong west coaster. Where every word lazily drips out of his mouth and spreads itself out on a sunny patch of grass.

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The Brooklyn Flea Market

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Jun 11, 2012

There are locations and happenings that, in my mind, hold a sort of mythical status. They are things which I’ve long heard and read about, and if I am truly lucky, if my life is as truly charmed as I believe it to be, I am able to see them. The list is long and…

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The Deutsches Museum, Munich, Germany

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May 8, 2012
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Before I tell you about the Deutsches Museum, I need to tell you about one of my greatest fears. I am terrified that one day, I will be either 1.) abducted by aliens or 2.) frozen in some sort of cryogenic state and thawed out thousands of years in the future. This is not the…

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Glowing Greens Pirate Miniature Golf, Portland

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Apr 5, 2012
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– It’s not easy being Portland. Staying on the cutting edge of weird, on the forefront of WTF, can only be exhausting. The city is constantly inventing, perfecting, and growing tired of things that won’t reach the rest of us until months or even years later. They are the connoisseurs of pastimes we don’t yet know exist.

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  • I keep telling my mom she needs some new clothes so she bought a cat onesie.
  • These handsome gents made me dinner and cleaned up afterwards. ENVY ME.
  • Back home, but still swooning. 10 years, and none of our regrets have to do with one another, so that's pretty cool.
  • A day late. But whatever. 10 years. I've had the time of my damn life. Happy anniversary, love.
  • Surprise anniversary trip to Astoria. We were 3/4 of the way there before Rand told me where we were going. And yes, I was surprised. Even though, you know, I may have suspected it and packed my Goonies shirt. Just in case.
  • Totally false advertising. There was nary a moose to be seen.
  • Anniversarying like grown ups. 10 years ago Rand took me to this arcade, where a malfunctioning skee-ball machine kept reseting automatically after each game. We were broke, so the prospect of infinite skee-ball (one of my favorite arcade games) was almost too good to be true. I played for what felt like forever, amassed a pile of tickets, and gave them to some very sweet kids. The machines all work perfectly now. Alas. It's still fun.
  • Room with a view. #astoria
  • Selfie game is not strong tonight. It is tired and silly and out of focus but whatever.
  • Boardwalking. #astoria #oregon #nofilter

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