The Mathematics of Churros, Valencia,...

30th Jun, 2016

  The proprietor stands behind the counter, eyeing us warily. “How many do you want?” he asks. Lisa and I look at each other. “Maybe twenty?” she offers tentatively.

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We Try Three New Flavors of M&Ms...

29th Apr, 2016

Note: This post is obviously unsponsored, because no one from M&M’s would pay me to say the things that I said. One of the great things about having friends (besides…

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Gourdough’s Public House, Austin,...

4th Apr, 2016

When I was a junior and senior in high school, I ate fast food nearly every single day for lunch. I can rarely recall an exception to this, because apparently…

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I Tried Every Shelf-Stable Pumpkin...

10th Nov, 2015

As a lifelong pumpkin aficionado, I have a special place in my heart for the baccanalian gourd-fuckfest that is fall. From the end of September until Thanksgiving, I ingest so…

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Bageriet: a Swedish Bakery in London?...

19th Oct, 2015

There is a banging noise coming from the courtyard outside, and the sky above London is grey. It all feels familiar, the early morning sounds and sights of a city…

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Well Played, Raisinets. Well Played.

24th Jun, 2015

A few weeks ago, I wrote a post addressed to Nestlé about Raisinets. I never directly contacted the company about their crimes against candy. I simply blogged about it, screaming…

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A Conversation With Myself, Regarding...

12th Jun, 2015

“I’m kinda hungry.” “CHERRIES.”

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Dear Nestlé: We Have to Talk About...

7th Jun, 2015

Dear Nestlé Corporation, I am writing to you on behalf of my husband, Rand, even though he has disavowed any knowledge of this letter, and refuses to be held accountable for…

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I Went Paleo and Now I Hate Everything.

31st May, 2015

Recently, I went pseudo Paleo. I say pseudo, because, like most things in my life, I’ve jumped in headfirst without putting any thought or research into it (this is also…

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