The Ten Commandments of Air Travel

18th Sep, 2012

(This is no doubt going to piss some people off. Oh, well. Isn’t that what Tuesdays are for?) I’ve adhered to many of these rules for a while now, and…

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WTF Weds: First Class Cat

12th Sep, 2012

– Growing up, we had a cat. You know what? That statement isn’t quite accurate. We actually had several cats. But there was one cat that sort of stood out…

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WTF Weds: Making new friends at 30,000...

28th Aug, 2012

I’ve never understood the need for personal space.

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10 Things Kids Today Would Never Believe...

23rd May, 2012

– There are days when I feel far older than my 31 years (Wait, am I 31? What year is it …? No, I’m still 31. Dear god. Losing track…

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Everything You Need to Know About the...

16th May, 2012

– I am not a gambler. Should there be any doubts of this, note that I was in Vegas for two whole days and the greatest risk I took in…

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Sick While Traveling? Make a Mobile...

8th Mar, 2012

Sometime around yesterday afternoon, I realized something: I was sick. More than a few of you are likely thinking, “Well, obviously. It’s not normal for a grown woman to constantly…

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WTF Weds: 12 of the Most Baffling...

1st Feb, 2012

As I’ve noted before on the blog, the list of things that are beyond my understanding is vast and ever-growing. Take Go-gurt, for example. Did we really need a faster…

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12 Things I’ve Never Said...

16th Jan, 2012

The other day, Rand and I were talking to one another, which is something we do when we aren’t sleeping, eating, or staring mindlessly at our keyboards (Yup. Our lives…

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An Open Letter to the Kid on My Last...

28th Nov, 2011

To the little blond kid on Alaska Air Flight #232, It seems we’ve gotten off on the wrong foot. I see this as largely your fault, of course. When you…

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